Kevs Twisted Humor
Welcome to Kevs Twisted Humor!
Who the heck is Kev? And why is he twisted?
I don`t know why I am twisted. It may be growing up near
Vancouver. That DDT spraying they did on the fields in Delta decades ago? Having a liar, ....oops, I mean lawyer for a brother.
Having a skin doctor (who would experiment on,...oops treat
his children),for a father, and a comedian/housewife for a mother.
My other brother is a very funny doctor. I mean that in a good sense.
It could have been that pop I drank. (Soda) for the Americans.
Kevs Twisted Humor - A Little Kev History
I was briefly in a comedy band called "The Guess What" and we
made some comedy music videos. One of our hits was about
an old necro (don`t mean to brag). I had a song about Surrey,BC that always got the crowd going in Vancouver.
I have performed on CBC radio in Canada, at UBC, Punchlines and Yuk Yuk`s in Vancouver. I started the predecessor of the Tokyo Comedy Store, the Tokyo Comedy Club where I performed stand-up comedy. At least that is what I said it was. Some of the audience may have disagreed.
I also write comedy for a couple of my other websites.
I was such a great comedian I decided to become an English teacher!
Being a teacher is great. Now when I tell a joke, I always have a captive audience. They can`t leave! And if they boo, I FAIL them!
The truth is, they said they would let me out of the "home,"
if I engaged in some kind of therapy. They said I needed some kind of outlet. This is it! I hope you enjoy the twistedness.
I know I do!
If I don`t make money from this website, I`ll go back to my old job of "washing" car windows at my favorite intersection in East Vancouver. I made some good tips there, and the park is nice. Ya, we`ve probably met before. Cheap ass!
The Humor Blog All of the humor pieces, jokes etc., of
Kevs Twisted Humor are here. This blog will be updated with every new comedy
piece.
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Canadian Humour Canadian Humour,...eh.... Tsawwassen Golf Club, Tsawwassen,BC The anticipation is almost nauseating as I head towards the golf club where my twenty year high school reunion will take place. I am alm
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Ice Humour Ice Humour, (Based on true stories from Upland Place, Tsawwassen in the early 1970s) There she stood, glarin' down at me. The old battleaxe or "Wildebeast," as we fondly called her, gave me the
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Comedy Speeches Comedy Speeches, As Butthead once said, "Beavis, you have to have stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool." Geisha Go Ahead, Hug a Spammer! It isn`t often that I take the time to thank all of t
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Halloween Jokes Halloween Jokes that will scare the life out of you. No that`s not it. Will make you laugh like a ghoul on Red Bull.
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Elephant Jokes Elephant Jokes, humor involving animals, watch it buddy!
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Humor Online Humor Online, For the second straight year, according to Forbes Magazine, Michael Jackson is the world`s top dead earner. That must have Elvis turning over, in front of the 7-11.
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Christmas Humor Christmas Humor, Santa Claus Jokes, I ask you: How many of you think yelling, "Ho Ho Ho!" is rude? I just don`t think you should yell that in a crowded bar. But Santa can get away with that
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Free Practical Jokes Free Practical Jokes, So I`m walking along today and I see this homeless guy, muttering away to himself, shuffling along like a New York Islanders fan, shoes untied, and I think to myself, hey I hav
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Bathroom Humor Bathroom Humor
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