Cow HumorThis is NOT a Cock and Bull Story!
(Pictured above, a horny bull) 
Texas News"A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare that temporarily shut down a US interstate highway during the morning rush hour.The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville. "We didn't know what it was, but we were told (the canisters) were non-toxic," said Maggie Lawrence, a fire department spokeswoman. When firefighters arrived on the ramp, they saw "four small propane-sized canisters (that) began to emit a light vapour," Lawrence said."
Read the whole Bovine Spunk Spill Tale at Stuff
Like that driver, I hate it when I lose my load! There are doctors that can help with that however. Imagine all the Plowboy magazines them bulls went through to get ready to perform their duty for the bull semen truck. I used to read Plowboy too, (but just for the articles, I never looked at them there pictures.)
About the Accident and Clean Up "It was no different to us than if a mattress fell off a truck." said transportation spokeswoman BJ Doughty Yepper I still remember the day I lost my load on I5. It wasn`t pretty and it was scary.
I was just happy it was an accident and not some naughty: beef stroganoff 
Farmer Bob watched the whole mayhem un-foal-ed from his farm next to the freeway."Geez Martha, what the hell did ya put in my coffee? It tastes like bull semen." Announcer: "Strange, Farmer Joe never has second cups of Martha`s coffee." Astound your Friends with the Cow Humor Trick!I did this at the last party I was ever invited to,....geez when was that?....Oh yah, my last class reunion back in 1995...oh I also did it on a crowded plane and this three year old loved it.My advice though: Never make friends with the 3 year old sitting in front of you on a long flight! They will be your friend for the whole flight (and probably the return flight too!) For 8 hours the kid kept saying: "Do it again!" Until I nearly throttled him! I got counseling and I`m dealing with my anger management issues. They say I should be fit for travel soon. What was I saying? Oh yah the cow trick! Okay yep, so at a party when you are having coffee or tea (like with the Queen) you take one of them creamers and you poke holes in it with your fork, and as you put it in your cup, you let out a loud MOOOOOOO! And kids at the party will absolutely love it! And any very childish people (like me!) Again at the last party I was ever invited to, they liked it,...(I think?) "This is the Captain speaking, we are now cruising at a height of 30,000 feet, and would the man in row 32 please get off the three year old." Cow Humor 2011
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