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I think I been mutated!

20,20,20 - 4 hours ago,... I think I bin mutated!!!

by Kevin R Burns

But my wife thinks its a real improvement, from when - we dated!!!

Just get me to the airport on a cargo plane

Hurry hurry hurry before I GLOW in vain!

I can`t control my fingers I can`t control my brain

Oh no no no no!!!!

20,20,20 -4 hours ago that 2 headed-salmon mutated!!!

It wasn`t the air, it wasn`t the dirt, it was water related.

They pumped water from the plant and put it in the sea,

If someone says, “hey the surfs up!” it won`t be me!!!

I can`t control my fingers I can`t control my pee -ew!

Oh no no no no!!!!

20,20,20 – 4 hours ago my veggies radiated

I won`t eat fresh I will buy canned, - to be satiated

Just put me on the couch and let me complain

Hire me a lawyer, and find someone to blame!

But I can`t control my fingers and I can`t control my

-------???? (forgot what it`s called?)

Oh oh oh Tepco!

the Funky Reprise:

Te-e-epco, Te-e-epco, I think I been mutated

Te-e-epco, Te-e-epco, I feel violated! (Repeat)


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